So last night I had a super wierd dream, I was for some reason kobe bryants like personal bodyguard but not...and we were in this huge glass building and there were thousands of people going nuts wanting to meet him, and I remember I went ouside on a huge speaker phone saying hey everyone if you want to see LeBron james you have to promise not to harass him, jump all over him or rape him...and then I realized that I said lebron, and not Kobe, everyone did the GASP sound, and I went back in and jobe was like all cool with it and said "is iiiittee liss, it iiiittteee" and at the end of the dream I was like wanting to get a picture of kobe and I and I ocldnt because my phne was broken and I didnt have a camera... I guess this is the kind of dream you get when you fall asleep to sports center and have a broken phone... gaaaayyy!

I love adrienne geary


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